So finaally i entered new year its been quite long, but still i am still single and "ALONE" AS I WAS ON FIRST DAY.......of 2010... but i am still making things wrk in my favr.. but nuthing seems to wrk..atfor me,at all.. Every year i make resolution to have someone who lighten my life..but at the end i find i am the alone tubelight left arnd .lets do count wat gals need in a guy.
1. gud looks- that i lack.
2. HE shld b gud at studies- wat can i say all u reading this knws, wat a big loser i am .
3. gud at sports- SPORTS:"WATS THIS"?
4.HE SHLD B DUDE- I ALREADY TLD U WHO DUDE IS??, I NOWHERE MATCH UP...
5.humorous- i am btr but not best..
these "FIVE" things which i lack big tym goona keep me alone and i have to spend my whole life withouth my own children..
really pissed of but cant do anything bcoz i suck big tym at it... but goona wrk hard and need to get my love with me.
wish me luck
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
wat is examination in my terms.
The semester is about to finish. Ten days and then there is the big one. Those who generally wait for it they call it examination. But people like me-->we call it "Rapism Redifined". Its quite a common reply from a few students after every exam. Infact the two cases are as follows:
CASE ONE
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2-"It was ok yaar,I was confused about the 1st question and there was some miscalculation done in the 4th question but it was pretty decent."
CASE TWO
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2(my type)-"RAPE"
It was just that in my case, intensity of rape varied. Extreme,Moderate,Mild. Anyways, we got our answer sheet.. my marks were not so poor. And this time I was not lowest in manpro. Yes I too study. And I can say that because I had above average marks in Mathematics.
For the paper distribution of Chemistry we had assembled in the classroom..laptusi was also there. She sat just behind the chair I was sitting.
I-"hi"
laptusi-"hello"
I-"So how were your papers?"
laptusi-"Don't know..lets see."
The Prof called out my name and I collected my paper. I came back to my seat but only to face the embarassing question from laptusi
laptusi-"So how much did you get??"
I-"Half of the average marks"
Soon she got her paper. I knew she would probably get decent marks. I didn't want to ask her but then I thought I should.
I(with a smile that can depict appreciation and f*ck you expression at the same time).-"So how much did you get?? I bet you must be twice above the average marks."
laptusi-"No, actually thrice..I got 60"
I-"Oh!! That's bad..How can you miss 15 marks??"
laptusi-"Very funny"
Was that funny?? Because I never smiled and I was not trying to make her smile either.
On my way back to my hostel room.. I just imagined the hypothetical situation where I was expressing my feelings for her.
Lets check out how would a girl like laptusi respond..
I-"hey laptusi I have been trying to tell this little thing to you for quite sometime but today I really want to confess it---I have a crush on you .......(long pause).....can we date each other for sometime?"
the responses:
1)laptusi-" Are you crazy,We should concentrate on studies"
(Oh I didn't know that)
2)laptusi-"I can't believe you can ever say that to me..I mean we are just 18-19 years old"
(So what is the eligible age defined by Indian government to have a crush?)
3)laptusi-"Stop this nonsense, Do you even have any idea what Schrodinger's wave equation is??"
(Was Schrodinger a brother of Valentine??)
Well I was thinking is she the right kind of a girl for a my kind of a guy. The answer was an obvious NO, but at the same time I thought of the solution as well.Work hard,study well,get marks in double digits in fact well more than that..and yeah learn Schrodinger's wave equation!! That might just help.
I planned .. yes that's the only way to get a girl friend in this campus. I have to study....
next page in no time.... please keep following. so one advice study hard do well....
CASE ONE
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2-"It was ok yaar,I was confused about the 1st question and there was some miscalculation done in the 4th question but it was pretty decent."
CASE TWO
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2(my type)-"RAPE"
It was just that in my case, intensity of rape varied. Extreme,Moderate,Mild. Anyways, we got our answer sheet.. my marks were not so poor. And this time I was not lowest in manpro. Yes I too study. And I can say that because I had above average marks in Mathematics.
For the paper distribution of Chemistry we had assembled in the classroom..laptusi was also there. She sat just behind the chair I was sitting.
I-"hi"
laptusi-"hello"
I-"So how were your papers?"
laptusi-"Don't know..lets see."
The Prof called out my name and I collected my paper. I came back to my seat but only to face the embarassing question from laptusi
laptusi-"So how much did you get??"
I-"Half of the average marks"
Soon she got her paper. I knew she would probably get decent marks. I didn't want to ask her but then I thought I should.
I(with a smile that can depict appreciation and f*ck you expression at the same time).-"So how much did you get?? I bet you must be twice above the average marks."
laptusi-"No, actually thrice..I got 60"
I-"Oh!! That's bad..How can you miss 15 marks??"
laptusi-"Very funny"
Was that funny?? Because I never smiled and I was not trying to make her smile either.
On my way back to my hostel room.. I just imagined the hypothetical situation where I was expressing my feelings for her.
Lets check out how would a girl like laptusi respond..
I-"hey laptusi I have been trying to tell this little thing to you for quite sometime but today I really want to confess it---I have a crush on you .......(long pause).....can we date each other for sometime?"
the responses:
1)laptusi-" Are you crazy,We should concentrate on studies"
(Oh I didn't know that)
2)laptusi-"I can't believe you can ever say that to me..I mean we are just 18-19 years old"
(So what is the eligible age defined by Indian government to have a crush?)
3)laptusi-"Stop this nonsense, Do you even have any idea what Schrodinger's wave equation is??"
(Was Schrodinger a brother of Valentine??)
Well I was thinking is she the right kind of a girl for a my kind of a guy. The answer was an obvious NO, but at the same time I thought of the solution as well.Work hard,study well,get marks in double digits in fact well more than that..and yeah learn Schrodinger's wave equation!! That might just help.
I planned .. yes that's the only way to get a girl friend in this campus. I have to study....
next page in no time.... please keep following. so one advice study hard do well....
my crush story continues
continued frm that class scene.So we ordered maggi for our breakfast.It was an awesome feeling for me...sitting with Laptusi,at nescafe...Both of us were quiet for sometime.By now,I had realised that she is not the one who speaks much.I knew I had to begin the conversation again. But what should I talk?? I didn't want to talk about academics or ask her crap questions like "What are your hobbies??" and "What are your interests or favourites??"...And I came up with this question..
I-"What,as a child,you wanted to be when you grew up??"
Laptusi-"A successful person"
"Oh wow,that's an interesting answer".. I said to her
"Oh god,seems like she is boring since childhood"..I said to myself
Laptusi-"What about you??"
I-"I wanted to be a Pilot..I liked being on a high..I mean being at a height from where things look small."
Laptusi-"That's in..."
I-(interrupted)"insane..yeah I know"..I thought that I should have answered it the way she did.
Laptusi-"No,that's intersting"
I-"Ok,by the way,can you stop using the words which start with an 'in' to describe me or my views"
Laptusi-"hehe...yeah sure."
So we finally got started with our breakfast and a sweet conversation. I was about to spring up another question,when she said "hi".
I paused...she said it to a guy who just appeared(out of nowhere).I looked at the guy. Stuffs that can describe him-----> Blue jeans,Pink T-shirt,Specs,well bathed,combed hair.....
I felt like asking him a few questions...
1)Did your mummy comb your hair???
2)Why the hell are you in pink??? That's an awkward colour for boys..(that's what I think)
and lastly I wanted to ask him
3)Are you gay???
I felt like making fun of this guy..but I stopped...Though "its funny only till it doesn't hurt someone..after that ..Its hilarious..."
Well the guy pulled a chair and sat with us sharing the same table.
he-"Hi,I'm Vulcsi"
I-"Hey,I'm not a gay"
Vulcsi-"Sorry"
I-"I'm VINAYAK"
And then it was only Vulcsi and Laptusi.I was just having my maggi.I heard a few words used in their conversation like "Clausius Inequality"....dQ/T etc etc......
I thought it was better that I don't really listen to what they are talking about and continue with my delicious maggi...I don't understand what is the need to discuss all that at nescafe.
to be continued and btw sorry for a short post after a long gap
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I-"What,as a child,you wanted to be when you grew up??"
Laptusi-"A successful person"
"Oh wow,that's an interesting answer".. I said to her
"Oh god,seems like she is boring since childhood"..I said to myself
Laptusi-"What about you??"
I-"I wanted to be a Pilot..I liked being on a high..I mean being at a height from where things look small."
Laptusi-"That's in..."
I-(interrupted)"insane..yeah I know"..I thought that I should have answered it the way she did.
Laptusi-"No,that's intersting"
I-"Ok,by the way,can you stop using the words which start with an 'in' to describe me or my views"
Laptusi-"hehe...yeah sure."
So we finally got started with our breakfast and a sweet conversation. I was about to spring up another question,when she said "hi".
I paused...she said it to a guy who just appeared(out of nowhere).I looked at the guy. Stuffs that can describe him-----> Blue jeans,Pink T-shirt,Specs,well bathed,combed hair.....
I felt like asking him a few questions...
1)Did your mummy comb your hair???
2)Why the hell are you in pink??? That's an awkward colour for boys..(that's what I think)
and lastly I wanted to ask him
3)Are you gay???
I felt like making fun of this guy..but I stopped...Though "its funny only till it doesn't hurt someone..after that ..Its hilarious..."
Well the guy pulled a chair and sat with us sharing the same table.
he-"Hi,I'm Vulcsi"
I-"Hey,I'm not a gay"
Vulcsi-"Sorry"
I-"I'm VINAYAK"
And then it was only Vulcsi and Laptusi.I was just having my maggi.I heard a few words used in their conversation like "Clausius Inequality"....dQ/T etc etc......
I thought it was better that I don't really listen to what they are talking about and continue with my delicious maggi...I don't understand what is the need to discuss all that at nescafe.
to be continued and btw sorry for a short post after a long gap
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see my hardwork.... i really topped the list
So the minors went somewhat expected.... I messed up most of the stuffs..... but still I was not crying over what I did in the tests....the week after the test is the best week in the semesters..but only if your results are good...
September 26,2008
We were distributed the answer sheets a few days later.... I was in the classroom sitting with my friends Dishant and manoj
*** well now enters MANOJ... this guy is from Haryana, he is not in my branch as I am in...One of the only guys who was not really ragged by seniors of our college.... merely because the first thing that he introduced about himself to the seniors was the fact that he had been a "National level Boxer"....so there's no point ragging him.... ***
So all three of us were waiting for the answer sheets to be distributed...Our instructor entered the lecture hall.... went upto the black board and wrote the highest,the lowest and the average marks.....he called out our ID numbers... Dishant had pretty decent marks.. he got 17 out of 30. MANOJ got 21. and then soon my ID number was called.I found that the instructor had a different facial expression when he called out my number..I thought why did that happen..?? Did he like my name or what??? Oh yeah may be my handwriting..its pretty decent..... anyways I went upto him and collected my answer sheet....I rolled the sheet as soon as I got it....don't know why but I was never so very eager to see my marks..MANOJ inquired--" how much did u get??"
I unrolled the papers---- I saw 03 written in red... without any fuss I figured out that they were my marks written and nothing else... Within a fraction of a second I looked up at the blackboard.. it was clearly written...
Highest-30
Average-21
Lowest-03...........
again within a fraction of a second I rolled up my answer sheet as soon as I had unrolled it.
I was not surprised.....I was shocked,thunderstruck.....however I didn't want to hide anything from my friends...but I can't just tell them everything like a shameless guy..... so I twisted it.... I just told them......" guys you have a Ryan in this campus as well..and he is standing right in front of you." I showed them my answer booklet. Both of them bursted into laughter and so did I..the shock didn't stay for long.....infact Dishant asked for a treat..the reason he gave was that I can't ever get the highest marks in any subject so why not a treat on getting the lowest marks in any subject....and yeah...I agreed to it.So I paid for the veg puff they had that evening at the ccd.As a matter of fact even Ryan of Five Point Someone had pretty much the same result initially.....but he was smart...everyone knew that..... my case is a bit different..I am not as good looking as Ryan would have been,I am not an NRI...Infact I don't know why.. sometimes I feel like I don't have any talent as such..... everyone is good at something...example MANOJ-- he too is a national level boxer and a national level chess player.Some are good at sports,some are good at dance...singing...some excellent in arts,some actually good at studies as well...but when I scan for a talent in myself.... I get only few "not so happening" results.... i.e.,
1)I can play a bit of chess..but not of the national level or even the college team level
2)I can dance a bit...but just a bit..
3)hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4)aaaaaa
and that's how it gets over....and hey maybe that's the reason why I don't have a girlfriend.......that's what I thought..
Anyways so all of this mid term and everything had actually slowed down my momentum...I don't have to forget the mission...so I bucked up again.......and began googling................
keep checking........
September 26,2008
We were distributed the answer sheets a few days later.... I was in the classroom sitting with my friends Dishant and manoj
*** well now enters MANOJ... this guy is from Haryana, he is not in my branch as I am in...One of the only guys who was not really ragged by seniors of our college.... merely because the first thing that he introduced about himself to the seniors was the fact that he had been a "National level Boxer"....so there's no point ragging him.... ***
So all three of us were waiting for the answer sheets to be distributed...Our instructor entered the lecture hall.... went upto the black board and wrote the highest,the lowest and the average marks.....he called out our ID numbers... Dishant had pretty decent marks.. he got 17 out of 30. MANOJ got 21. and then soon my ID number was called.I found that the instructor had a different facial expression when he called out my number..I thought why did that happen..?? Did he like my name or what??? Oh yeah may be my handwriting..its pretty decent..... anyways I went upto him and collected my answer sheet....I rolled the sheet as soon as I got it....don't know why but I was never so very eager to see my marks..MANOJ inquired--" how much did u get??"
I unrolled the papers---- I saw 03 written in red... without any fuss I figured out that they were my marks written and nothing else... Within a fraction of a second I looked up at the blackboard.. it was clearly written...
Highest-30
Average-21
Lowest-03...........
again within a fraction of a second I rolled up my answer sheet as soon as I had unrolled it.
I was not surprised.....I was shocked,thunderstruck.....however I didn't want to hide anything from my friends...but I can't just tell them everything like a shameless guy..... so I twisted it.... I just told them......" guys you have a Ryan in this campus as well..and he is standing right in front of you." I showed them my answer booklet. Both of them bursted into laughter and so did I..the shock didn't stay for long.....infact Dishant asked for a treat..the reason he gave was that I can't ever get the highest marks in any subject so why not a treat on getting the lowest marks in any subject....and yeah...I agreed to it.So I paid for the veg puff they had that evening at the ccd.As a matter of fact even Ryan of Five Point Someone had pretty much the same result initially.....but he was smart...everyone knew that..... my case is a bit different..I am not as good looking as Ryan would have been,I am not an NRI...Infact I don't know why.. sometimes I feel like I don't have any talent as such..... everyone is good at something...example MANOJ-- he too is a national level boxer and a national level chess player.Some are good at sports,some are good at dance...singing...some excellent in arts,some actually good at studies as well...but when I scan for a talent in myself.... I get only few "not so happening" results.... i.e.,
1)I can play a bit of chess..but not of the national level or even the college team level
2)I can dance a bit...but just a bit..
3)hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4)aaaaaa
and that's how it gets over....and hey maybe that's the reason why I don't have a girlfriend.......that's what I thought..
Anyways so all of this mid term and everything had actually slowed down my momentum...I don't have to forget the mission...so I bucked up again.......and began googling................
keep checking........
classroom
So I woke up pretty early that day as I wanted to "finally" attend my tutorial classes. I reached the classroom d-201 just about 5 minutes late this time.The professor looked at me from the corner of his eye.I sat in the second last row and after about 2-3 minutes...entered the girl...Laptusi(HERE ALSO MY CRUSH IN COLLG IS a gal with same name)..Well she looked pretty nice..she saw me as soon as she entered the classroom and well to my surprise she sat just beside me.... wow..... her fragrance was 'wow'......
I-"Hieee"
Laptusi-"Hey,good morning"
This really was a good morning
I-"A very good morning indeed"
She looked at me from the corner of her eye... I wondered..why is everyone looking at me from the corner of their eyes today..anyways.As she was looking so beautiful..I was not able to resist myself from staring at her.."not from the corner,but from the center of my eye"..But somehow I managed to hold myself and not get carried away..mainly because of the guy who we call professor...
(Note: From now onwards..I won't write this whole word professor..I'll abridge it..let's call it prof....)
He was teaching some extremely boring topic which really made me fall asleep.Laptusi on the other hand was very attentive..as if the prof was explaining some life saving technique..
She woke me up asking --"Are you sleeping??"
I-"No,I'm not..I just have my eyes closed and I'm in a semi-conscious state........hahahah.....I don't know what is so very interesting in this lecture that makes you so very much engrossed"
Just then I heard the professor explaining something-------
Prof-"So there's a possibility that water can be superheated but as we see from the thermodynamic table we come to know that this possibility is not possible"
I-"wow,now what does that mean..If that possibility is not possible then how can he call it a possibility.What is he trying to do..screw our heads???"
Well Laptusi laughed a bit on this one...and I stared at her for some seconds....but you should never stare at a girl in a classroom..if you do then be ready to face the prof....
Prof-"Yes you....the guy with weird hair at the back..can you answer this question?"
I-"No sir"
Prof-"What did you just say??"
I-"Sir I didn't get the question"
Prof-"What do you think about the possibility of water being in the superheated state in this question??"
I-"Sir I think.......hmmmm.......Sir I think this possibility is not possible"
Everyone in the class laughed at this....
Why the f*** they did not laugh when the prof used the same set of words.
Prof-"Are you trying to make fun of the subject or yourself??"
I was actually trying to make fun of the professor but it didn't seem like he was interested in putting that as an option in his question.
Prof-"I think you should leave the class right now"
I-"This possibility is not possible"....well I made sure this sentence didn't reach his ears or else I would have been "nuts"......
I glanced at the watch..it was 9.55..the period was almost over..
The prof glanced at his watch as well.....
Prof-"well its time ....you are lucky enough.....all of you may leave now..."
Thank god its over.......
Laptusi-"You know what!!! You are really in.......
I-"Interesting right"... I interrupted..
Laptusi-"No...you are really insane"
I-"oh yeah I know that as well, by the way...did you have your breakfast???"
Laptusi-"No....you???"
I-"nopes ....how about maggi at nescafe"
Laptusi-"All right"
I-"Hieee"
Laptusi-"Hey,good morning"
This really was a good morning
I-"A very good morning indeed"
She looked at me from the corner of her eye... I wondered..why is everyone looking at me from the corner of their eyes today..anyways.As she was looking so beautiful..I was not able to resist myself from staring at her.."not from the corner,but from the center of my eye"..But somehow I managed to hold myself and not get carried away..mainly because of the guy who we call professor...
(Note: From now onwards..I won't write this whole word professor..I'll abridge it..let's call it prof....)
He was teaching some extremely boring topic which really made me fall asleep.Laptusi on the other hand was very attentive..as if the prof was explaining some life saving technique..
She woke me up asking --"Are you sleeping??"
I-"No,I'm not..I just have my eyes closed and I'm in a semi-conscious state........hahahah.....I don't know what is so very interesting in this lecture that makes you so very much engrossed"
Just then I heard the professor explaining something-------
Prof-"So there's a possibility that water can be superheated but as we see from the thermodynamic table we come to know that this possibility is not possible"
I-"wow,now what does that mean..If that possibility is not possible then how can he call it a possibility.What is he trying to do..screw our heads???"
Well Laptusi laughed a bit on this one...and I stared at her for some seconds....but you should never stare at a girl in a classroom..if you do then be ready to face the prof....
Prof-"Yes you....the guy with weird hair at the back..can you answer this question?"
I-"No sir"
Prof-"What did you just say??"
I-"Sir I didn't get the question"
Prof-"What do you think about the possibility of water being in the superheated state in this question??"
I-"Sir I think.......hmmmm.......Sir I think this possibility is not possible"
Everyone in the class laughed at this....
Why the f*** they did not laugh when the prof used the same set of words.
Prof-"Are you trying to make fun of the subject or yourself??"
I was actually trying to make fun of the professor but it didn't seem like he was interested in putting that as an option in his question.
Prof-"I think you should leave the class right now"
I-"This possibility is not possible"....well I made sure this sentence didn't reach his ears or else I would have been "nuts"......
I glanced at the watch..it was 9.55..the period was almost over..
The prof glanced at his watch as well.....
Prof-"well its time ....you are lucky enough.....all of you may leave now..."
Thank god its over.......
Laptusi-"You know what!!! You are really in.......
I-"Interesting right"... I interrupted..
Laptusi-"No...you are really insane"
I-"oh yeah I know that as well, by the way...did you have your breakfast???"
Laptusi-"No....you???"
I-"nopes ....how about maggi at nescafe"
Laptusi-"All right"
Sunday, August 30, 2009
lyf is dull.
I had to do something impressive in the college....I told to myself....but days were just passing on...The first month in the college going smoothly...I attended the lectures.. didn't bunk many...but I never opened a book in my room...the only sound of pages being turned in my room came from a few magazines that I had.....(don't ask the names..but they were great time pass) .....still if u think that "I was a good boy who attended lectures and therefore must be regular with the course"...then let me tell you that you are absolutely wrong........Everyday I went to the lectures....sat somewhere in the centre of the middle row benches(most of the girls sat there according to my Week 1 observation).....in a hope that someday a girl will come and sit beside me and finally I'll have a chance to begin a conversation....but I don't know why .......no one sat......always made me think why is my bad luck so bad...or was it that someone leaked it out in the girls hostel that VINAYAK doesn't take bath regularly???????......I always used Set Wet Zatak....sometimes The Axe Effect (but no effect ever)......so you can't really say that I used to stink that's why girls didn't sit beside me....but it was a research topic for me ..
now the mision is progressing by snails movement but got beeter oppurtunity i am now shifting to hostel which is quite close to gals hostel lets hope i do wonders dere and my mob has been changed do ask me over orkut,,,
i am jst afraid that instead of becoming enggineer i end up working as gals hostel warden .. .
next blog soon keep in touch and do coment.
now the mision is progressing by snails movement but got beeter oppurtunity i am now shifting to hostel which is quite close to gals hostel lets hope i do wonders dere and my mob has been changed do ask me over orkut,,,
i am jst afraid that instead of becoming enggineer i end up working as gals hostel warden .. .
next blog soon keep in touch and do coment.
now the reall mission - GALS, GALS and GALS
Well the first lecture of my college life.....like all good boys I too woke up right on time.....but like all lazy boys slept again as soon as I woke up.......somehow managed to get to the lecture theatre..after sacrificing my bath....wow!!!! It is not that I am the only one in college who doesn't take bath....but yeah I was amongst the very few who didn't take bath on their first day of lecture. Still I appreciate myself for the fact that I don't change with the passage of time.....My first day and the second ...and the third.....all went similar.
Anyways coming back to the 1st lecture....the theatre had about 250 students in it..all were excited,happy,joshilay..and well bathed I guess!!!!! I took a seat on the second last bench.....I didn't want to be a last bencher from day one...so I sat on the second last bench.I thought there will be students who would love to sit on the last bench but I WAS WRONG..(again).....forget about the last... no one cared to sit on the second last..so ultimately.....my second last bench was the last bench and as a result I was a last bencher from day one......but well the view was excellent from there...I can view all the females in the lecture theatre from here...and that was what I did till the proffesor arrived.
All these days I checked out the college...and the females here as well..... I am quite bad when it comes to making girlfriends... I've got a few examples
Std VIIth---- Komal Gupta.... my first crush....
I asked her once.."would you like to be my girlfriend??"
reply----> "No"
Std IXth---- Priyanka Sharma
same question
reply----> "are u crazy?"
Std XIth----Sudivya Kapoor
reply----> "go to hell"
Std XIIth---- Preeti Sahay
reply---->"f**k off"
It shows as I got older the intensity of the replies from the opposite sex variated....
But
But
But ..............I was not a loser.....and that was the reason why I had my next mission ready............
A mission which was quite impossible....and after 4 earlier rejections I would rather name it as Mission Impossible 5------ " A GIRL FRIEND IN CAMPUS"------
Well I got to know a lot more about my college in the first week...what are the stuffs that happen in college....by stuffs I mean the college festivals and the various clubs and departments in the college which are run by the students. I was really interested in a few of the clubs.The club owners and co-ordinators were hiring students. The whole of the campus had posters of all the clubs and departments notifying about the inductions and the process etc etc. I went in the inductions ofDoSM.."Dept of sponsorship and management"----> Not selected
DePP.."Dept of publicity and public realations"----> Not selected
Dance Club----> Not interested( even though i wud be i wud be geting clear no so left it.)
LDC----> Not selected
so after gaining a great amount of experience..... I came to the conclusion..."I can't get into any Club or Department.........so I myself will form one"And there was my first Department on its way..... DoJ--"Dept of Jobless".....no need of posters.no inductions..everyone was invited but the only eligibility criteria is that he/she should be jobless........
and made some gud frnds dere wana mention on blog --- prateek mohak gagan and senior guys.
Anyways coming back to the 1st lecture....the theatre had about 250 students in it..all were excited,happy,joshilay..and well bathed I guess!!!!! I took a seat on the second last bench.....I didn't want to be a last bencher from day one...so I sat on the second last bench.I thought there will be students who would love to sit on the last bench but I WAS WRONG..(again).....forget about the last... no one cared to sit on the second last..so ultimately.....my second last bench was the last bench and as a result I was a last bencher from day one......but well the view was excellent from there...I can view all the females in the lecture theatre from here...and that was what I did till the proffesor arrived.
All these days I checked out the college...and the females here as well..... I am quite bad when it comes to making girlfriends... I've got a few examples
Std VIIth---- Komal Gupta.... my first crush....
I asked her once.."would you like to be my girlfriend??"
reply----> "No"
Std IXth---- Priyanka Sharma
same question
reply----> "are u crazy?"
Std XIth----Sudivya Kapoor
reply----> "go to hell"
Std XIIth---- Preeti Sahay
reply---->"f**k off"
It shows as I got older the intensity of the replies from the opposite sex variated....
But
But
But ..............I was not a loser.....and that was the reason why I had my next mission ready............
A mission which was quite impossible....and after 4 earlier rejections I would rather name it as Mission Impossible 5------ " A GIRL FRIEND IN CAMPUS"------
Well I got to know a lot more about my college in the first week...what are the stuffs that happen in college....by stuffs I mean the college festivals and the various clubs and departments in the college which are run by the students. I was really interested in a few of the clubs.The club owners and co-ordinators were hiring students. The whole of the campus had posters of all the clubs and departments notifying about the inductions and the process etc etc. I went in the inductions ofDoSM.."Dept of sponsorship and management"----> Not selected
DePP.."Dept of publicity and public realations"----> Not selected
Dance Club----> Not interested( even though i wud be i wud be geting clear no so left it.)
LDC----> Not selected
so after gaining a great amount of experience..... I came to the conclusion..."I can't get into any Club or Department.........so I myself will form one"And there was my first Department on its way..... DoJ--"Dept of Jobless".....no need of posters.no inductions..everyone was invited but the only eligibility criteria is that he/she should be jobless........
and made some gud frnds dere wana mention on blog --- prateek mohak gagan and senior guys.
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