now the reall mission - GALS, GALS and GALS

Well the first lecture of my college life.....like all good boys I too woke up right on time.....but like all lazy boys slept again as soon as I woke up.......somehow managed to get to the lecture theatre..after sacrificing my bath....wow!!!! It is not that I am the only one in college who doesn't take bath....but yeah I was amongst the very few who didn't take bath on their first day of lecture. Still I appreciate myself for the fact that I don't change with the passage of time.....My first day and the second ...and the third.....all went similar.
Anyways coming back to the 1st lecture....the theatre had about 250 students in it..all were excited,happy,joshilay..and well bathed I guess!!!!! I took a seat on the second last bench.....I didn't want to be a last bencher from day one...so I sat on the second last bench.I thought there will be students who would love to sit on the last bench but I WAS WRONG..(again).....forget about the last... no one cared to sit on the second last..so ultimately.....my second last bench was the last bench and as a result I was a last bencher from day one......but well the view was excellent from there...I can view all the females in the lecture theatre from here...and that was what I did till the proffesor arrived.


All these days I checked out the college...and the females here as well..... I am quite bad when it comes to making girlfriends... I've got a few examples
Std VIIth---- Komal Gupta.... my first crush....
I asked her once.."would you like to be my girlfriend??"
reply----> "No"
Std IXth---- Priyanka Sharma
same question
reply----> "are u crazy?"
Std XIth----Sudivya Kapoor
reply----> "go to hell"
Std XIIth---- Preeti Sahay
reply---->"f**k off"
It shows as I got older the intensity of the replies from the opposite sex variated....
But
But
But ..............I was not a loser.....and that was the reason why I had my next mission ready............
A mission which was quite impossible....and after 4 earlier rejections I would rather name it as Mission Impossible 5------ " A GIRL FRIEND IN CAMPUS"------


Well I got to know a lot more about my college in the first week...what are the stuffs that happen in college....by stuffs I mean the college festivals and the various clubs and departments in the college which are run by the students. I was really interested in a few of the clubs.The club owners and co-ordinators were hiring students. The whole of the campus had posters of all the clubs and departments notifying about the inductions and the process etc etc. I went in the inductions ofDoSM.."Dept of sponsorship and management"----> Not selected
DePP.."Dept of publicity and public realations"----> Not selected
Dance Club----> Not interested( even though i wud be i wud be geting clear no so left it.)
LDC----> Not selected
so after gaining a great amount of experience..... I came to the conclusion..."I can't get into any Club or Department.........so I myself will form one"And there was my first Department on its way..... DoJ--"Dept of Jobless".....no need of posters.no inductions..everyone was invited but the only eligibility criteria is that he/she should be jobless........



and made some gud frnds dere wana mention on blog --- prateek mohak gagan and senior guys.