The semester is about to finish. Ten days and then there is the big one. Those who generally wait for it they call it examination. But people like me-->we call it "Rapism Redifined". Its quite a common reply from a few students after every exam. Infact the two cases are as follows:
CASE ONE
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2-"It was ok yaar,I was confused about the 1st question and there was some miscalculation done in the 4th question but it was pretty decent."
CASE TWO
Student 1-"Oye how was your paper??"
Student 2(my type)-"RAPE"
It was just that in my case, intensity of rape varied. Extreme,Moderate,Mild. Anyways, we got our answer sheet.. my marks were not so poor. And this time I was not lowest in manpro. Yes I too study. And I can say that because I had above average marks in Mathematics.
For the paper distribution of Chemistry we had assembled in the classroom..laptusi was also there. She sat just behind the chair I was sitting.
I-"hi"
laptusi-"hello"
I-"So how were your papers?"
laptusi-"Don't know..lets see."
The Prof called out my name and I collected my paper. I came back to my seat but only to face the embarassing question from laptusi
laptusi-"So how much did you get??"
I-"Half of the average marks"
Soon she got her paper. I knew she would probably get decent marks. I didn't want to ask her but then I thought I should.
I(with a smile that can depict appreciation and f*ck you expression at the same time).-"So how much did you get?? I bet you must be twice above the average marks."
laptusi-"No, actually thrice..I got 60"
I-"Oh!! That's bad..How can you miss 15 marks??"
laptusi-"Very funny"
Was that funny?? Because I never smiled and I was not trying to make her smile either.
On my way back to my hostel room.. I just imagined the hypothetical situation where I was expressing my feelings for her.
Lets check out how would a girl like laptusi respond..
I-"hey laptusi I have been trying to tell this little thing to you for quite sometime but today I really want to confess it---I have a crush on you .......(long pause).....can we date each other for sometime?"
the responses:
1)laptusi-" Are you crazy,We should concentrate on studies"
(Oh I didn't know that)
2)laptusi-"I can't believe you can ever say that to me..I mean we are just 18-19 years old"
(So what is the eligible age defined by Indian government to have a crush?)
3)laptusi-"Stop this nonsense, Do you even have any idea what Schrodinger's wave equation is??"
(Was Schrodinger a brother of Valentine??)
Well I was thinking is she the right kind of a girl for a my kind of a guy. The answer was an obvious NO, but at the same time I thought of the solution as well.Work hard,study well,get marks in double digits in fact well more than that..and yeah learn Schrodinger's wave equation!! That might just help.
I planned .. yes that's the only way to get a girl friend in this campus. I have to study....
next page in no time.... please keep following. so one advice study hard do well....
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
my crush story continues
continued frm that class scene.So we ordered maggi for our breakfast.It was an awesome feeling for me...sitting with Laptusi,at nescafe...Both of us were quiet for sometime.By now,I had realised that she is not the one who speaks much.I knew I had to begin the conversation again. But what should I talk?? I didn't want to talk about academics or ask her crap questions like "What are your hobbies??" and "What are your interests or favourites??"...And I came up with this question..
I-"What,as a child,you wanted to be when you grew up??"
Laptusi-"A successful person"
"Oh wow,that's an interesting answer".. I said to her
"Oh god,seems like she is boring since childhood"..I said to myself
Laptusi-"What about you??"
I-"I wanted to be a Pilot..I liked being on a high..I mean being at a height from where things look small."
Laptusi-"That's in..."
I-(interrupted)"insane..yeah I know"..I thought that I should have answered it the way she did.
Laptusi-"No,that's intersting"
I-"Ok,by the way,can you stop using the words which start with an 'in' to describe me or my views"
Laptusi-"hehe...yeah sure."
So we finally got started with our breakfast and a sweet conversation. I was about to spring up another question,when she said "hi".
I paused...she said it to a guy who just appeared(out of nowhere).I looked at the guy. Stuffs that can describe him-----> Blue jeans,Pink T-shirt,Specs,well bathed,combed hair.....
I felt like asking him a few questions...
1)Did your mummy comb your hair???
2)Why the hell are you in pink??? That's an awkward colour for boys..(that's what I think)
and lastly I wanted to ask him
3)Are you gay???
I felt like making fun of this guy..but I stopped...Though "its funny only till it doesn't hurt someone..after that ..Its hilarious..."
Well the guy pulled a chair and sat with us sharing the same table.
he-"Hi,I'm Vulcsi"
I-"Hey,I'm not a gay"
Vulcsi-"Sorry"
I-"I'm VINAYAK"
And then it was only Vulcsi and Laptusi.I was just having my maggi.I heard a few words used in their conversation like "Clausius Inequality"....dQ/T etc etc......
I thought it was better that I don't really listen to what they are talking about and continue with my delicious maggi...I don't understand what is the need to discuss all that at nescafe.
to be continued and btw sorry for a short post after a long gap
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I-"What,as a child,you wanted to be when you grew up??"
Laptusi-"A successful person"
"Oh wow,that's an interesting answer".. I said to her
"Oh god,seems like she is boring since childhood"..I said to myself
Laptusi-"What about you??"
I-"I wanted to be a Pilot..I liked being on a high..I mean being at a height from where things look small."
Laptusi-"That's in..."
I-(interrupted)"insane..yeah I know"..I thought that I should have answered it the way she did.
Laptusi-"No,that's intersting"
I-"Ok,by the way,can you stop using the words which start with an 'in' to describe me or my views"
Laptusi-"hehe...yeah sure."
So we finally got started with our breakfast and a sweet conversation. I was about to spring up another question,when she said "hi".
I paused...she said it to a guy who just appeared(out of nowhere).I looked at the guy. Stuffs that can describe him-----> Blue jeans,Pink T-shirt,Specs,well bathed,combed hair.....
I felt like asking him a few questions...
1)Did your mummy comb your hair???
2)Why the hell are you in pink??? That's an awkward colour for boys..(that's what I think)
and lastly I wanted to ask him
3)Are you gay???
I felt like making fun of this guy..but I stopped...Though "its funny only till it doesn't hurt someone..after that ..Its hilarious..."
Well the guy pulled a chair and sat with us sharing the same table.
he-"Hi,I'm Vulcsi"
I-"Hey,I'm not a gay"
Vulcsi-"Sorry"
I-"I'm VINAYAK"
And then it was only Vulcsi and Laptusi.I was just having my maggi.I heard a few words used in their conversation like "Clausius Inequality"....dQ/T etc etc......
I thought it was better that I don't really listen to what they are talking about and continue with my delicious maggi...I don't understand what is the need to discuss all that at nescafe.
to be continued and btw sorry for a short post after a long gap
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see my hardwork.... i really topped the list
So the minors went somewhat expected.... I messed up most of the stuffs..... but still I was not crying over what I did in the tests....the week after the test is the best week in the semesters..but only if your results are good...
September 26,2008
We were distributed the answer sheets a few days later.... I was in the classroom sitting with my friends Dishant and manoj
*** well now enters MANOJ... this guy is from Haryana, he is not in my branch as I am in...One of the only guys who was not really ragged by seniors of our college.... merely because the first thing that he introduced about himself to the seniors was the fact that he had been a "National level Boxer"....so there's no point ragging him.... ***
So all three of us were waiting for the answer sheets to be distributed...Our instructor entered the lecture hall.... went upto the black board and wrote the highest,the lowest and the average marks.....he called out our ID numbers... Dishant had pretty decent marks.. he got 17 out of 30. MANOJ got 21. and then soon my ID number was called.I found that the instructor had a different facial expression when he called out my number..I thought why did that happen..?? Did he like my name or what??? Oh yeah may be my handwriting..its pretty decent..... anyways I went upto him and collected my answer sheet....I rolled the sheet as soon as I got it....don't know why but I was never so very eager to see my marks..MANOJ inquired--" how much did u get??"
I unrolled the papers---- I saw 03 written in red... without any fuss I figured out that they were my marks written and nothing else... Within a fraction of a second I looked up at the blackboard.. it was clearly written...
Highest-30
Average-21
Lowest-03...........
again within a fraction of a second I rolled up my answer sheet as soon as I had unrolled it.
I was not surprised.....I was shocked,thunderstruck.....however I didn't want to hide anything from my friends...but I can't just tell them everything like a shameless guy..... so I twisted it.... I just told them......" guys you have a Ryan in this campus as well..and he is standing right in front of you." I showed them my answer booklet. Both of them bursted into laughter and so did I..the shock didn't stay for long.....infact Dishant asked for a treat..the reason he gave was that I can't ever get the highest marks in any subject so why not a treat on getting the lowest marks in any subject....and yeah...I agreed to it.So I paid for the veg puff they had that evening at the ccd.As a matter of fact even Ryan of Five Point Someone had pretty much the same result initially.....but he was smart...everyone knew that..... my case is a bit different..I am not as good looking as Ryan would have been,I am not an NRI...Infact I don't know why.. sometimes I feel like I don't have any talent as such..... everyone is good at something...example MANOJ-- he too is a national level boxer and a national level chess player.Some are good at sports,some are good at dance...singing...some excellent in arts,some actually good at studies as well...but when I scan for a talent in myself.... I get only few "not so happening" results.... i.e.,
1)I can play a bit of chess..but not of the national level or even the college team level
2)I can dance a bit...but just a bit..
3)hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4)aaaaaa
and that's how it gets over....and hey maybe that's the reason why I don't have a girlfriend.......that's what I thought..
Anyways so all of this mid term and everything had actually slowed down my momentum...I don't have to forget the mission...so I bucked up again.......and began googling................
keep checking........
September 26,2008
We were distributed the answer sheets a few days later.... I was in the classroom sitting with my friends Dishant and manoj
*** well now enters MANOJ... this guy is from Haryana, he is not in my branch as I am in...One of the only guys who was not really ragged by seniors of our college.... merely because the first thing that he introduced about himself to the seniors was the fact that he had been a "National level Boxer"....so there's no point ragging him.... ***
So all three of us were waiting for the answer sheets to be distributed...Our instructor entered the lecture hall.... went upto the black board and wrote the highest,the lowest and the average marks.....he called out our ID numbers... Dishant had pretty decent marks.. he got 17 out of 30. MANOJ got 21. and then soon my ID number was called.I found that the instructor had a different facial expression when he called out my number..I thought why did that happen..?? Did he like my name or what??? Oh yeah may be my handwriting..its pretty decent..... anyways I went upto him and collected my answer sheet....I rolled the sheet as soon as I got it....don't know why but I was never so very eager to see my marks..MANOJ inquired--" how much did u get??"
I unrolled the papers---- I saw 03 written in red... without any fuss I figured out that they were my marks written and nothing else... Within a fraction of a second I looked up at the blackboard.. it was clearly written...
Highest-30
Average-21
Lowest-03...........
again within a fraction of a second I rolled up my answer sheet as soon as I had unrolled it.
I was not surprised.....I was shocked,thunderstruck.....however I didn't want to hide anything from my friends...but I can't just tell them everything like a shameless guy..... so I twisted it.... I just told them......" guys you have a Ryan in this campus as well..and he is standing right in front of you." I showed them my answer booklet. Both of them bursted into laughter and so did I..the shock didn't stay for long.....infact Dishant asked for a treat..the reason he gave was that I can't ever get the highest marks in any subject so why not a treat on getting the lowest marks in any subject....and yeah...I agreed to it.So I paid for the veg puff they had that evening at the ccd.As a matter of fact even Ryan of Five Point Someone had pretty much the same result initially.....but he was smart...everyone knew that..... my case is a bit different..I am not as good looking as Ryan would have been,I am not an NRI...Infact I don't know why.. sometimes I feel like I don't have any talent as such..... everyone is good at something...example MANOJ-- he too is a national level boxer and a national level chess player.Some are good at sports,some are good at dance...singing...some excellent in arts,some actually good at studies as well...but when I scan for a talent in myself.... I get only few "not so happening" results.... i.e.,
1)I can play a bit of chess..but not of the national level or even the college team level
2)I can dance a bit...but just a bit..
3)hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4)aaaaaa
and that's how it gets over....and hey maybe that's the reason why I don't have a girlfriend.......that's what I thought..
Anyways so all of this mid term and everything had actually slowed down my momentum...I don't have to forget the mission...so I bucked up again.......and began googling................
keep checking........
classroom
So I woke up pretty early that day as I wanted to "finally" attend my tutorial classes. I reached the classroom d-201 just about 5 minutes late this time.The professor looked at me from the corner of his eye.I sat in the second last row and after about 2-3 minutes...entered the girl...Laptusi(HERE ALSO MY CRUSH IN COLLG IS a gal with same name)..Well she looked pretty nice..she saw me as soon as she entered the classroom and well to my surprise she sat just beside me.... wow..... her fragrance was 'wow'......
I-"Hieee"
Laptusi-"Hey,good morning"
This really was a good morning
I-"A very good morning indeed"
She looked at me from the corner of her eye... I wondered..why is everyone looking at me from the corner of their eyes today..anyways.As she was looking so beautiful..I was not able to resist myself from staring at her.."not from the corner,but from the center of my eye"..But somehow I managed to hold myself and not get carried away..mainly because of the guy who we call professor...
(Note: From now onwards..I won't write this whole word professor..I'll abridge it..let's call it prof....)
He was teaching some extremely boring topic which really made me fall asleep.Laptusi on the other hand was very attentive..as if the prof was explaining some life saving technique..
She woke me up asking --"Are you sleeping??"
I-"No,I'm not..I just have my eyes closed and I'm in a semi-conscious state........hahahah.....I don't know what is so very interesting in this lecture that makes you so very much engrossed"
Just then I heard the professor explaining something-------
Prof-"So there's a possibility that water can be superheated but as we see from the thermodynamic table we come to know that this possibility is not possible"
I-"wow,now what does that mean..If that possibility is not possible then how can he call it a possibility.What is he trying to do..screw our heads???"
Well Laptusi laughed a bit on this one...and I stared at her for some seconds....but you should never stare at a girl in a classroom..if you do then be ready to face the prof....
Prof-"Yes you....the guy with weird hair at the back..can you answer this question?"
I-"No sir"
Prof-"What did you just say??"
I-"Sir I didn't get the question"
Prof-"What do you think about the possibility of water being in the superheated state in this question??"
I-"Sir I think.......hmmmm.......Sir I think this possibility is not possible"
Everyone in the class laughed at this....
Why the f*** they did not laugh when the prof used the same set of words.
Prof-"Are you trying to make fun of the subject or yourself??"
I was actually trying to make fun of the professor but it didn't seem like he was interested in putting that as an option in his question.
Prof-"I think you should leave the class right now"
I-"This possibility is not possible"....well I made sure this sentence didn't reach his ears or else I would have been "nuts"......
I glanced at the watch..it was 9.55..the period was almost over..
The prof glanced at his watch as well.....
Prof-"well its time ....you are lucky enough.....all of you may leave now..."
Thank god its over.......
Laptusi-"You know what!!! You are really in.......
I-"Interesting right"... I interrupted..
Laptusi-"No...you are really insane"
I-"oh yeah I know that as well, by the way...did you have your breakfast???"
Laptusi-"No....you???"
I-"nopes ....how about maggi at nescafe"
Laptusi-"All right"
I-"Hieee"
Laptusi-"Hey,good morning"
This really was a good morning
I-"A very good morning indeed"
She looked at me from the corner of her eye... I wondered..why is everyone looking at me from the corner of their eyes today..anyways.As she was looking so beautiful..I was not able to resist myself from staring at her.."not from the corner,but from the center of my eye"..But somehow I managed to hold myself and not get carried away..mainly because of the guy who we call professor...
(Note: From now onwards..I won't write this whole word professor..I'll abridge it..let's call it prof....)
He was teaching some extremely boring topic which really made me fall asleep.Laptusi on the other hand was very attentive..as if the prof was explaining some life saving technique..
She woke me up asking --"Are you sleeping??"
I-"No,I'm not..I just have my eyes closed and I'm in a semi-conscious state........hahahah.....I don't know what is so very interesting in this lecture that makes you so very much engrossed"
Just then I heard the professor explaining something-------
Prof-"So there's a possibility that water can be superheated but as we see from the thermodynamic table we come to know that this possibility is not possible"
I-"wow,now what does that mean..If that possibility is not possible then how can he call it a possibility.What is he trying to do..screw our heads???"
Well Laptusi laughed a bit on this one...and I stared at her for some seconds....but you should never stare at a girl in a classroom..if you do then be ready to face the prof....
Prof-"Yes you....the guy with weird hair at the back..can you answer this question?"
I-"No sir"
Prof-"What did you just say??"
I-"Sir I didn't get the question"
Prof-"What do you think about the possibility of water being in the superheated state in this question??"
I-"Sir I think.......hmmmm.......Sir I think this possibility is not possible"
Everyone in the class laughed at this....
Why the f*** they did not laugh when the prof used the same set of words.
Prof-"Are you trying to make fun of the subject or yourself??"
I was actually trying to make fun of the professor but it didn't seem like he was interested in putting that as an option in his question.
Prof-"I think you should leave the class right now"
I-"This possibility is not possible"....well I made sure this sentence didn't reach his ears or else I would have been "nuts"......
I glanced at the watch..it was 9.55..the period was almost over..
The prof glanced at his watch as well.....
Prof-"well its time ....you are lucky enough.....all of you may leave now..."
Thank god its over.......
Laptusi-"You know what!!! You are really in.......
I-"Interesting right"... I interrupted..
Laptusi-"No...you are really insane"
I-"oh yeah I know that as well, by the way...did you have your breakfast???"
Laptusi-"No....you???"
I-"nopes ....how about maggi at nescafe"
Laptusi-"All right"
Sunday, August 30, 2009
lyf is dull.
I had to do something impressive in the college....I told to myself....but days were just passing on...The first month in the college going smoothly...I attended the lectures.. didn't bunk many...but I never opened a book in my room...the only sound of pages being turned in my room came from a few magazines that I had.....(don't ask the names..but they were great time pass) .....still if u think that "I was a good boy who attended lectures and therefore must be regular with the course"...then let me tell you that you are absolutely wrong........Everyday I went to the lectures....sat somewhere in the centre of the middle row benches(most of the girls sat there according to my Week 1 observation).....in a hope that someday a girl will come and sit beside me and finally I'll have a chance to begin a conversation....but I don't know why .......no one sat......always made me think why is my bad luck so bad...or was it that someone leaked it out in the girls hostel that VINAYAK doesn't take bath regularly???????......I always used Set Wet Zatak....sometimes The Axe Effect (but no effect ever)......so you can't really say that I used to stink that's why girls didn't sit beside me....but it was a research topic for me ..
now the mision is progressing by snails movement but got beeter oppurtunity i am now shifting to hostel which is quite close to gals hostel lets hope i do wonders dere and my mob has been changed do ask me over orkut,,,
i am jst afraid that instead of becoming enggineer i end up working as gals hostel warden .. .
next blog soon keep in touch and do coment.
now the mision is progressing by snails movement but got beeter oppurtunity i am now shifting to hostel which is quite close to gals hostel lets hope i do wonders dere and my mob has been changed do ask me over orkut,,,
i am jst afraid that instead of becoming enggineer i end up working as gals hostel warden .. .
next blog soon keep in touch and do coment.
now the reall mission - GALS, GALS and GALS
Well the first lecture of my college life.....like all good boys I too woke up right on time.....but like all lazy boys slept again as soon as I woke up.......somehow managed to get to the lecture theatre..after sacrificing my bath....wow!!!! It is not that I am the only one in college who doesn't take bath....but yeah I was amongst the very few who didn't take bath on their first day of lecture. Still I appreciate myself for the fact that I don't change with the passage of time.....My first day and the second ...and the third.....all went similar.
Anyways coming back to the 1st lecture....the theatre had about 250 students in it..all were excited,happy,joshilay..and well bathed I guess!!!!! I took a seat on the second last bench.....I didn't want to be a last bencher from day one...so I sat on the second last bench.I thought there will be students who would love to sit on the last bench but I WAS WRONG..(again).....forget about the last... no one cared to sit on the second last..so ultimately.....my second last bench was the last bench and as a result I was a last bencher from day one......but well the view was excellent from there...I can view all the females in the lecture theatre from here...and that was what I did till the proffesor arrived.
All these days I checked out the college...and the females here as well..... I am quite bad when it comes to making girlfriends... I've got a few examples
Std VIIth---- Komal Gupta.... my first crush....
I asked her once.."would you like to be my girlfriend??"
reply----> "No"
Std IXth---- Priyanka Sharma
same question
reply----> "are u crazy?"
Std XIth----Sudivya Kapoor
reply----> "go to hell"
Std XIIth---- Preeti Sahay
reply---->"f**k off"
It shows as I got older the intensity of the replies from the opposite sex variated....
But
But
But ..............I was not a loser.....and that was the reason why I had my next mission ready............
A mission which was quite impossible....and after 4 earlier rejections I would rather name it as Mission Impossible 5------ " A GIRL FRIEND IN CAMPUS"------
Well I got to know a lot more about my college in the first week...what are the stuffs that happen in college....by stuffs I mean the college festivals and the various clubs and departments in the college which are run by the students. I was really interested in a few of the clubs.The club owners and co-ordinators were hiring students. The whole of the campus had posters of all the clubs and departments notifying about the inductions and the process etc etc. I went in the inductions ofDoSM.."Dept of sponsorship and management"----> Not selected
DePP.."Dept of publicity and public realations"----> Not selected
Dance Club----> Not interested( even though i wud be i wud be geting clear no so left it.)
LDC----> Not selected
so after gaining a great amount of experience..... I came to the conclusion..."I can't get into any Club or Department.........so I myself will form one"And there was my first Department on its way..... DoJ--"Dept of Jobless".....no need of posters.no inductions..everyone was invited but the only eligibility criteria is that he/she should be jobless........
and made some gud frnds dere wana mention on blog --- prateek mohak gagan and senior guys.
Anyways coming back to the 1st lecture....the theatre had about 250 students in it..all were excited,happy,joshilay..and well bathed I guess!!!!! I took a seat on the second last bench.....I didn't want to be a last bencher from day one...so I sat on the second last bench.I thought there will be students who would love to sit on the last bench but I WAS WRONG..(again).....forget about the last... no one cared to sit on the second last..so ultimately.....my second last bench was the last bench and as a result I was a last bencher from day one......but well the view was excellent from there...I can view all the females in the lecture theatre from here...and that was what I did till the proffesor arrived.
All these days I checked out the college...and the females here as well..... I am quite bad when it comes to making girlfriends... I've got a few examples
Std VIIth---- Komal Gupta.... my first crush....
I asked her once.."would you like to be my girlfriend??"
reply----> "No"
Std IXth---- Priyanka Sharma
same question
reply----> "are u crazy?"
Std XIth----Sudivya Kapoor
reply----> "go to hell"
Std XIIth---- Preeti Sahay
reply---->"f**k off"
It shows as I got older the intensity of the replies from the opposite sex variated....
But
But
But ..............I was not a loser.....and that was the reason why I had my next mission ready............
A mission which was quite impossible....and after 4 earlier rejections I would rather name it as Mission Impossible 5------ " A GIRL FRIEND IN CAMPUS"------
Well I got to know a lot more about my college in the first week...what are the stuffs that happen in college....by stuffs I mean the college festivals and the various clubs and departments in the college which are run by the students. I was really interested in a few of the clubs.The club owners and co-ordinators were hiring students. The whole of the campus had posters of all the clubs and departments notifying about the inductions and the process etc etc. I went in the inductions ofDoSM.."Dept of sponsorship and management"----> Not selected
DePP.."Dept of publicity and public realations"----> Not selected
Dance Club----> Not interested( even though i wud be i wud be geting clear no so left it.)
LDC----> Not selected
so after gaining a great amount of experience..... I came to the conclusion..."I can't get into any Club or Department.........so I myself will form one"And there was my first Department on its way..... DoJ--"Dept of Jobless".....no need of posters.no inductions..everyone was invited but the only eligibility criteria is that he/she should be jobless........
and made some gud frnds dere wana mention on blog --- prateek mohak gagan and senior guys.
ALL ABOUT MY COLLG FIRST DAY
hi frnds now as i am in collg u can xpect a lot frm me nothing to everything. so here s my xperince in collg.
I roamed in my college for 2-3 hrs....was really happy...thought I would love to spend my years in this college...and I was looking forward to it........
Well it was quite an important day...I was going to take admission in the college today.......I reached my campus and then began with all the formalities etc.......... By evening 3(in noon)....all the procedures were done and I headed for the orientation ceremony in a large auditorium.....and now I began looking here and there..who r the freshers....specially the girls....and how many are beautiful??? I didn't see many that day...which reminded me of a t-shirt quote.... "99% girls are beautiful.......rest are in my college"...
BUT I WAS WRONG.......... saw really hot chicks but the orientatio bored a lot ,,
I roamed in my college for 2-3 hrs....was really happy...thought I would love to spend my years in this college...and I was looking forward to it........
Well it was quite an important day...I was going to take admission in the college today.......I reached my campus and then began with all the formalities etc.......... By evening 3(in noon)....all the procedures were done and I headed for the orientation ceremony in a large auditorium.....and now I began looking here and there..who r the freshers....specially the girls....and how many are beautiful??? I didn't see many that day...which reminded me of a t-shirt quote.... "99% girls are beautiful.......rest are in my college"...
BUT I WAS WRONG.......... saw really hot chicks but the orientatio bored a lot ,,
Monday, August 17, 2009
intial acc. lost so posting here.that one lost
hi everyone now as i am into collg so will be posting much abt gals stuff and . much more this one is new acc. hope u get to listen more.
Caught well in 12th boards. (crap)
well so that was not cool at all but anyways ..these things are going to happen.....
It less than a 2 months ..... so all the fun had to stop. Because there was something at is really hated by many of us,loved only by the toppers and first benchers(probably) and yeah to a lot extent girls in my school. "EXAMINATION"!!!
Like a normal... perfectly normal guy.. I hated exams.. but yeah I must appreciate the fact that I am never nervous because of it.As the mid terms approach closer the population in home increased..... intelligent people getting back to work.I had thought earlier that I won't ever go to my institute library..but my decision changed. I just went to check out the library one day....and came to know that all the beautiful girls actually study in the library.. so there I was with books,notebooks and a pen... into the library..not to study but yeah to check out the girls and hope that someday sometime.. a girl will come and sit beside me. I began visiting the library quite often.But as expected none of the girls really bothered to sit anywhere near me..and that's sensible as well, why should girls come to library to sit beside me. But all this did a bit good to me ..yeah I did study some of the pages of the course books....
I did the same thing daily for 5-6 days...and on the 6th day
14th january,2009.
I found a girl in the library "my friends know that about whom i am talking "....I thought it was the best moment to go and talk to her..and also thought that I will not think more about should I or shouldn't I?? so I just reached her table..saw her reading Physics. It struck me right then.."what if she asks me something related to physics if I sit on the same table"..( I completely hate physics and moreover I didn't study for the past 5 days so I am damn dull in it). She was peeping into the book and I slowly walked away so that she doesn't notice. I sat on the table right behind her and faced her back....I opened my book and started studying (which as expected).. I was not able to do.
After 10-15 minutes.....
I said to myself "enough is enough...how can I be so dumb??? Its no big deal in going to a girl and talking to her....".. I stood immediately.....
but sat down again as immediately as I stood...
I thought why not ask something related to physics.....it will be a good reason.... yoyoyoyo
now this time I stood up confidently....went to her table....
"Hi.."... said I..
"Oh hi.." said she
I-"hey what are u studying??"
She-"this is the physics book,don't u know???"
How rude was that..she could have simply said physics...
I-"Oh yeah,of course I know..infact that's why I came here..I actually have a doubt..can you help me out with this???"
She-"well I don't know but let me see.."
I-"Yeah..here it goes... why is the torque in this example zero???"
She-"great doubt......!!!!....its not written anywhere that it is zero"
III-3 was this......
But somehow my presence of mind showed up.....
I-" oh did I say its zero....ah sorry I meant to ask why is it not zero???"
She-"great doubt again....its easy..u have "r" given.. u know the force on the wheel "F".. and the angle between them is 90.. so by rXF formula we have a torque......."
I stood in silence. (was thinking how can I ask such an easy question I should have checked what I was about to inquire) I was waiting for my presence of mind to show up again with a very good reason......and lo!!! I said-"Crap..I thought the angle between them was zero...hehhehe" I laughed but she didn't....
I-"hey seems like you are good at physics..."
She-"No dude"
I-"so now it seems like you are not so good at physics....hehehe" I laughed again but she didn't... I thought she is a bit under pressure because of exams may be that's why she is not in a mood to laugh.
I-"okay.. so you carry on....see you later..byeee"
She-"k,byee"
I got out of the library....and began thinking.....
I actually went to her so that I can talk for sometime....well I did that but the conversation could have been better.... far more better had I not brought torque as the topic....
........keep checking next post in a few days............
It less than a 2 months ..... so all the fun had to stop. Because there was something at is really hated by many of us,loved only by the toppers and first benchers(probably) and yeah to a lot extent girls in my school. "EXAMINATION"!!!
Like a normal... perfectly normal guy.. I hated exams.. but yeah I must appreciate the fact that I am never nervous because of it.As the mid terms approach closer the population in home increased..... intelligent people getting back to work.I had thought earlier that I won't ever go to my institute library..but my decision changed. I just went to check out the library one day....and came to know that all the beautiful girls actually study in the library.. so there I was with books,notebooks and a pen... into the library..not to study but yeah to check out the girls and hope that someday sometime.. a girl will come and sit beside me. I began visiting the library quite often.But as expected none of the girls really bothered to sit anywhere near me..and that's sensible as well, why should girls come to library to sit beside me. But all this did a bit good to me ..yeah I did study some of the pages of the course books....
I did the same thing daily for 5-6 days...and on the 6th day
14th january,2009.
I found a girl in the library "my friends know that about whom i am talking "....I thought it was the best moment to go and talk to her..and also thought that I will not think more about should I or shouldn't I?? so I just reached her table..saw her reading Physics. It struck me right then.."what if she asks me something related to physics if I sit on the same table"..( I completely hate physics and moreover I didn't study for the past 5 days so I am damn dull in it). She was peeping into the book and I slowly walked away so that she doesn't notice. I sat on the table right behind her and faced her back....I opened my book and started studying (which as expected).. I was not able to do.
After 10-15 minutes.....
I said to myself "enough is enough...how can I be so dumb??? Its no big deal in going to a girl and talking to her....".. I stood immediately.....
but sat down again as immediately as I stood...
I thought why not ask something related to physics.....it will be a good reason.... yoyoyoyo
now this time I stood up confidently....went to her table....
"Hi.."... said I..
"Oh hi.." said she
I-"hey what are u studying??"
She-"this is the physics book,don't u know???"
How rude was that..she could have simply said physics...
I-"Oh yeah,of course I know..infact that's why I came here..I actually have a doubt..can you help me out with this???"
She-"well I don't know but let me see.."
I-"Yeah..here it goes... why is the torque in this example zero???"
She-"great doubt......!!!!....its not written anywhere that it is zero"
III-3 was this......
But somehow my presence of mind showed up.....
I-" oh did I say its zero....ah sorry I meant to ask why is it not zero???"
She-"great doubt again....its easy..u have "r" given.. u know the force on the wheel "F".. and the angle between them is 90.. so by rXF formula we have a torque......."
I stood in silence. (was thinking how can I ask such an easy question I should have checked what I was about to inquire) I was waiting for my presence of mind to show up again with a very good reason......and lo!!! I said-"Crap..I thought the angle between them was zero...hehhehe" I laughed but she didn't....
I-"hey seems like you are good at physics..."
She-"No dude"
I-"so now it seems like you are not so good at physics....hehehe" I laughed again but she didn't... I thought she is a bit under pressure because of exams may be that's why she is not in a mood to laugh.
I-"okay.. so you carry on....see you later..byeee"
She-"k,byee"
I got out of the library....and began thinking.....
I actually went to her so that I can talk for sometime....well I did that but the conversation could have been better.... far more better had I not brought torque as the topic....
........keep checking next post in a few days............
My 2nd preboard exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All right... so finally the days passed and we had the preboards.... My first paper was Funda"mental" physics... One of the subjects that I call as 'a tangent to me'.. the concepts of the course didn't go inside my brain but just touched the outer side of it. Somehow,I managed to get a few concepts...I knew that its not going to go very good but I just wanted it to be okok...
january21,2008
I woke up by 5.45 am. We had our papers from 7.30am. I got ready and then had breakfast. And then reached the room where I had to sit. A night before I had inquired from the friends there are students with a zero in the preboards... the reply was positive. so I was a bit relieved.I thought I wont be the only one to get a zero. Now that shows my confidence level. My friend gautam had prepared well enough.. I was quite sure that he wont score a zero at least. The answer sheets and the question papers were distributed.
My comment on the questions--- "It would not have made much of a difference if the question paper was in french or german language!!!!" I was not able to get any of the questions.. (forget about the solutions..).. but but but...... I can't just give away a blank paper.. I need to do something.. So I had to use the last weapon...and I was quite an expert when it comes to this.... yeah I guess you must have guessed it.... "CHEATING"..... infact I would say cheating is an essential part of exam. I mean that's the reason why we have invigilators..... they throw us a challenge... "can you cheat in my presence??" and I love challenges that's why I cheat. And don't think its easy.... you need to have ample amount of experience and talent. My past record in this field has been awesome. Exchanged papers in XIIth 1st pre-boards...that was really impressive..and I miss that......
Anyways getting back to the examination hall...... I had 120 minutes in hand to cheat (the time duration for the test was 150 minutes... 2 minutes passed in reading the questions).. I made a strategy there and then (yeah everything requires proper planning). Now I can't exchange papers here.. so I need to copy as much as I can from wherever possible. gautam sitting near by.. all right...so he'll help me out with question no.1.The girl right in the front didn't really care about covering the answer sheets ((so nice of her ;-) ))..so yeah question no. 2 from there...and i guess they'll give about 30% marks and that's all I want... I can't just cheat and get more than the average marks..that would not be fare. So I had 51 minutes remaining now.. I looked at the invigilator sitting.. searched for an angle so that I can hide with the help of the girl in front... and I finally got it...I had to put my head down on the desk..I looked at gautam and waved my hands slowly..he responded. I showed 1 with the help of my fingers (or I mean my one finger).. he showed me the solution and I was successful in looking at the marks fetching points and I played with those formulae for sometime thinking that I might just get out something from it. I did some stuffs for some time. I left a few pages so that i can go for question no. 2 as I saw the girl going for it. Now I had very less time I can't ask the girl to show it again and again so I had only one chance.."as the girl writes I will write" I decided... but I was quite agitated soon...I was not able to see the actual answer...
.. the question asked to define something..
I looked at her answer sheet... I began reading it ....
The (XXX) is defined as the...and then there was her pencil box kept right above it..... I waited for sometime,prayed to god.. "plz somehow displace her pencil box!!!" and well not instantaneously but after 1 min she did it... I grabbed the oppurtunity.. read her answer sheet as fast as I could have.....finally succeeded!!!!copied the key portions...... I glanced at the watch..still 29 minutes remaining..I didn't want to try much after that.. as I wanted to get marks by "cheating fairly"..so primary target was achieved therefore I used the last 29 minutes for my sleep......and did some tukabazziiiii also and got "35" marks in physics
next page coming up soon..................keep checking.........
january21,2008
I woke up by 5.45 am. We had our papers from 7.30am. I got ready and then had breakfast. And then reached the room where I had to sit. A night before I had inquired from the friends there are students with a zero in the preboards... the reply was positive. so I was a bit relieved.I thought I wont be the only one to get a zero. Now that shows my confidence level. My friend gautam had prepared well enough.. I was quite sure that he wont score a zero at least. The answer sheets and the question papers were distributed.
My comment on the questions--- "It would not have made much of a difference if the question paper was in french or german language!!!!" I was not able to get any of the questions.. (forget about the solutions..).. but but but...... I can't just give away a blank paper.. I need to do something.. So I had to use the last weapon...and I was quite an expert when it comes to this.... yeah I guess you must have guessed it.... "CHEATING"..... infact I would say cheating is an essential part of exam. I mean that's the reason why we have invigilators..... they throw us a challenge... "can you cheat in my presence??" and I love challenges that's why I cheat. And don't think its easy.... you need to have ample amount of experience and talent. My past record in this field has been awesome. Exchanged papers in XIIth 1st pre-boards...that was really impressive..and I miss that......
Anyways getting back to the examination hall...... I had 120 minutes in hand to cheat (the time duration for the test was 150 minutes... 2 minutes passed in reading the questions).. I made a strategy there and then (yeah everything requires proper planning). Now I can't exchange papers here.. so I need to copy as much as I can from wherever possible. gautam sitting near by.. all right...so he'll help me out with question no.1.The girl right in the front didn't really care about covering the answer sheets ((so nice of her ;-) ))..so yeah question no. 2 from there...and i guess they'll give about 30% marks and that's all I want... I can't just cheat and get more than the average marks..that would not be fare. So I had 51 minutes remaining now.. I looked at the invigilator sitting.. searched for an angle so that I can hide with the help of the girl in front... and I finally got it...I had to put my head down on the desk..I looked at gautam and waved my hands slowly..he responded. I showed 1 with the help of my fingers (or I mean my one finger).. he showed me the solution and I was successful in looking at the marks fetching points and I played with those formulae for sometime thinking that I might just get out something from it. I did some stuffs for some time. I left a few pages so that i can go for question no. 2 as I saw the girl going for it. Now I had very less time I can't ask the girl to show it again and again so I had only one chance.."as the girl writes I will write" I decided... but I was quite agitated soon...I was not able to see the actual answer...
.. the question asked to define something..
I looked at her answer sheet... I began reading it ....
The (XXX) is defined as the...and then there was her pencil box kept right above it..... I waited for sometime,prayed to god.. "plz somehow displace her pencil box!!!" and well not instantaneously but after 1 min she did it... I grabbed the oppurtunity.. read her answer sheet as fast as I could have.....finally succeeded!!!!copied the key portions...... I glanced at the watch..still 29 minutes remaining..I didn't want to try much after that.. as I wanted to get marks by "cheating fairly"..so primary target was achieved therefore I used the last 29 minutes for my sleep......and did some tukabazziiiii also and got "35" marks in physics
next page coming up soon..................keep checking.........
MY CRUSH DIARY............
CRUSH------------ DO we know why we call infatuation as crush but not love. i know not every one is sharp like me plzzzzzzzzzzzzz dont get jealous its gifted. AS we have crush over those wwe cant get for eg:- i say i have crush over anjelina jolly or school some school girl. and u know why we call it cruish as it crushes us from top to bottom thts why we call it crush . its too long i know but i wanted to rember it so i wrote this much. --- i have lot of crushes ok here goes the list long ago.................................................................. .....................................................................................................................................................................dont get too far man i had my first crush at the age of just-3 thats sound absurd really absurd . at his age we dont know from where to excrete our waste.heheh-e but no more faltu talks i got a series of crushes but guys i wna share the latest one with u all.I am taking coaching it was my first day in coaching so u can think wat we all do on our first day obviously look for beautiful girls to time pass. so it goes like this.
well I was sitting in the classroom.. the professor was yet to come. I was sitting all alone in the row.... and well right then..... I saw a girl or I mean another girl ...(beautiful...of course that's y I'm mentioning this)..... And my good luck bell rang for the first time in the institute......u know why???
She came and sat in the same row....... that was cool.... she had long hair... very silky...n...shiny.....
fortunately I had taken a bath that morning.....yoyoyo m/ ...
I said to myself.... "should I talk to her??....what should I say??....how to begin a conversation??
"All right I'll begin by asking if she is from same batch....but that will be amongst the dumbest question......."
"may be I should directly ask her name.....yeah that should be better.....but that would be a very casual way of beginning a conversation.....I need to be different.......may be I should directly ask her branch...... or may be............ or may be............or may be.............and then the professor arrived... nonetheless I thought may be I will begin chatting with her within the next 20 minutes for sure....
after 15 min 43 seconds.........
I thought now I should somehow begin the conversation....... the proffesor turned his back towards us so that he can write on the black board.....now was the instance..... I looked at her and guess what.... she looked at me right then........
I said "hi"........
She said-- "hi....(with a smile that was hypnotic)....and as a result I was hypnotized.....I just stared at her for the next 3-4 seconds..... I got back into my senses when a manly voice came into the picture......
"Yes.. mr. ..
excuse me...."
I looked at the man..... yeah that was my professor..
I replied or rather stammered..... "ye ye yes sir..??"
Professor-" could you please pay attention here..."
I just apologized......
Now that's another Idiotic Impossible Incident....... although not so impossible but still... why does it happen with me..... that was badly embarassing. The girl laughed.... was that a good sign.... was it the case of ladki hasee to phasee..... or was she laughing cuz I made a fool of myself...?????
Big question.... but the incident stopped me from the conversation any further.I just sat still....with my eyes on the book.....tried to keep my head as still as possible.but we say na karm kar fal ki chinta naa kar so decided to take this project further on.
keep checking for new postings soon .
well I was sitting in the classroom.. the professor was yet to come. I was sitting all alone in the row.... and well right then..... I saw a girl or I mean another girl ...(beautiful...of course that's y I'm mentioning this)..... And my good luck bell rang for the first time in the institute......u know why???
She came and sat in the same row....... that was cool.... she had long hair... very silky...n...shiny.....
fortunately I had taken a bath that morning.....yoyoyo m/ ...
I said to myself.... "should I talk to her??....what should I say??....how to begin a conversation??
"All right I'll begin by asking if she is from same batch....but that will be amongst the dumbest question......."
"may be I should directly ask her name.....yeah that should be better.....but that would be a very casual way of beginning a conversation.....I need to be different.......may be I should directly ask her branch...... or may be............ or may be............or may be.............and then the professor arrived... nonetheless I thought may be I will begin chatting with her within the next 20 minutes for sure....
after 15 min 43 seconds.........
I thought now I should somehow begin the conversation....... the proffesor turned his back towards us so that he can write on the black board.....now was the instance..... I looked at her and guess what.... she looked at me right then........
I said "hi"........
She said-- "hi....(with a smile that was hypnotic)....and as a result I was hypnotized.....I just stared at her for the next 3-4 seconds..... I got back into my senses when a manly voice came into the picture......
"Yes.. mr. ..
excuse me...."
I looked at the man..... yeah that was my professor..
I replied or rather stammered..... "ye ye yes sir..??"
Professor-" could you please pay attention here..."
I just apologized......
Now that's another Idiotic Impossible Incident....... although not so impossible but still... why does it happen with me..... that was badly embarassing. The girl laughed.... was that a good sign.... was it the case of ladki hasee to phasee..... or was she laughing cuz I made a fool of myself...?????
Big question.... but the incident stopped me from the conversation any further.I just sat still....with my eyes on the book.....tried to keep my head as still as possible.but we say na karm kar fal ki chinta naa kar so decided to take this project further on.
keep checking for new postings soon .
Worlds shortest love story Thats about me
well I was just beside her at the registration table of my coaching center
was looking at her from the corner of my eye..she was signing on some document.She had a small purse (or whatever) in her left hand and a cell phone in her right hand which she had to keep on the table for sometime so that she can sign....right then her cellphone vibrated...I looked at the heartbreaking N-73 screen that said..lovecalling....She picked it up right then.... "hi dear i'm busy right now coaching,will call you tonight"...And there was end of one of the shortest love stories u can ever come across..and that's actually the reason why I didn't mention it earlier..it was so short that now I consider it as negligible seconds of my life I don't know why did that call come right then...and why the hell did she save the name as "love" .....I mean that is sick...can't u just call your boyfriend by his name....why this nick....that can break hearts within seconds?????Its kind of an impossible event. Its really weird as to how did I look at her cell phone right then....The instance reminded me of Uday Chopra in Dhoom and Dhoom-2...the way he dreamt and the way all of them shattered in seconds...I guess someone has said it right...."Hamari zindagi bhi hindi filmon ki tarah hai........"but that's the way life goes...so let's just forget that....the incident has zero importance in the story except the fact that it showed how bad was my "bad luck" from the beginning.....its really sick.....I guess that was just a way of god to tell me that1)I am going to stay single for long..or/and2)may be that all the idiotic impossible incidents(lets call this as III. cuz I'm sure I'll have to use it in future) can happen with me in future as well....I tried to console myself that may be "Love" is actually a name...."may be her brother's name is Love"..I thought...but I knew very well its all useless so lets just forget it....Lets just remember the earlier page .
but god help those who help themselves so i need to helop myself to get a good frnd indeed . keep checking for next blog.
was looking at her from the corner of my eye..she was signing on some document.She had a small purse (or whatever) in her left hand and a cell phone in her right hand which she had to keep on the table for sometime so that she can sign....right then her cellphone vibrated...I looked at the heartbreaking N-73 screen that said..lovecalling....She picked it up right then.... "hi dear i'm busy right now coaching,will call you tonight"...And there was end of one of the shortest love stories u can ever come across..and that's actually the reason why I didn't mention it earlier..it was so short that now I consider it as negligible seconds of my life I don't know why did that call come right then...and why the hell did she save the name as "love" .....I mean that is sick...can't u just call your boyfriend by his name....why this nick....that can break hearts within seconds?????Its kind of an impossible event. Its really weird as to how did I look at her cell phone right then....The instance reminded me of Uday Chopra in Dhoom and Dhoom-2...the way he dreamt and the way all of them shattered in seconds...I guess someone has said it right...."Hamari zindagi bhi hindi filmon ki tarah hai........"but that's the way life goes...so let's just forget that....the incident has zero importance in the story except the fact that it showed how bad was my "bad luck" from the beginning.....its really sick.....I guess that was just a way of god to tell me that1)I am going to stay single for long..or/and2)may be that all the idiotic impossible incidents(lets call this as III. cuz I'm sure I'll have to use it in future) can happen with me in future as well....I tried to console myself that may be "Love" is actually a name...."may be her brother's name is Love"..I thought...but I knew very well its all useless so lets just forget it....Lets just remember the earlier page .
but god help those who help themselves so i need to helop myself to get a good frnd indeed . keep checking for next blog.
OH LYF GOONA BE TOUGH
finally after 2 months of struggle i can put my hands on my blog
gosh how i forget to say hi to everyone out there who all can bear me
kkkk so after 12th board exams
everyone knows wat happens we lay down with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
more books "shit" guys control ur emotions dont think too much out of the box
finally we all faced a greater epidemic MORE THAN A TSUNAMI FOR ALL HUMANS OUT THERE on 12th april IIT XAM
I STILL CANT UNDESTAND WHY A XAM TO CHK WE ARE "INHUMAN" BECAUZ ALL WHO CRACK IT ARE THEMSELVES CRACK OR IN SHORT IN HUMAN JUST LIKE
"MOHAN JHA" HE IS IN HIMSELF A NEW SPECIES IN HIS OWN
NOT A MUGGER WHO CAN CRACK IIT BUT MOST WEIRDO I HAVE SEEN MY SKOOL FRNDS WILL ABIDE BY THAT
LETS LAEVE IT
NOW MY MISSION WHICH IS VERY IMP FOR THIS COUNTRY
TO FIND A GIRL FOR ME TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS CONTRY EVER INCREASING POPULATION I HOPE ALL HUMAN CAN UNDERSTAND . YA THTS MY MISSION WHEN I WAS 1DAY OLD YA ITS TOO EARLY BUT U NEED TO FIX UP UR PRIORTIES.
SO FRM DAY 1 I AM INTO IT GUYS BE PRATICAL
IIT RESULT DGOT DECLARED AND I TOPPED IT YA
YA NAYONE KNOWING ME IT AWS A DREAM LIKE "HARI"
OF 5 POINT SOMEONE TAKEING DREAM OF NEHA CHERIAN
BUT I MANAGED TO CLEAR IT .RESULTS WERE POPPING OUT AND I WAS BEEN TRETENED BY PARENTS TO GET LOST OF HOPUSE BUT MANAGED TO CRACK SOPME OF THEM
I GOT TO INTERACT WITH SOME SENIORS AND GOT TO KNOW NO BEAUTY IN COLLG
ARE U LISTENING DORA
SO THTS THE
MORAL OF STORY " LYF GOONA BE TOUGH IN COLLLG"
HAHHA
I WANTED TO WASTE UR TYM AND I HAVE WASTED IT
WAIT FOR SOME MORE TYM WASTING BUT GOOD BLOG NEXT WEEK. GIRLS WELCOME TO COMMENT
gosh how i forget to say hi to everyone out there who all can bear me
kkkk so after 12th board exams
everyone knows wat happens we lay down with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
more books "shit" guys control ur emotions dont think too much out of the box
finally we all faced a greater epidemic MORE THAN A TSUNAMI FOR ALL HUMANS OUT THERE on 12th april IIT XAM
I STILL CANT UNDESTAND WHY A XAM TO CHK WE ARE "INHUMAN" BECAUZ ALL WHO CRACK IT ARE THEMSELVES CRACK OR IN SHORT IN HUMAN JUST LIKE
"MOHAN JHA" HE IS IN HIMSELF A NEW SPECIES IN HIS OWN
NOT A MUGGER WHO CAN CRACK IIT BUT MOST WEIRDO I HAVE SEEN MY SKOOL FRNDS WILL ABIDE BY THAT
LETS LAEVE IT
NOW MY MISSION WHICH IS VERY IMP FOR THIS COUNTRY
TO FIND A GIRL FOR ME TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS CONTRY EVER INCREASING POPULATION I HOPE ALL HUMAN CAN UNDERSTAND . YA THTS MY MISSION WHEN I WAS 1DAY OLD YA ITS TOO EARLY BUT U NEED TO FIX UP UR PRIORTIES.
SO FRM DAY 1 I AM INTO IT GUYS BE PRATICAL
IIT RESULT DGOT DECLARED AND I TOPPED IT YA
YA NAYONE KNOWING ME IT AWS A DREAM LIKE "HARI"
OF 5 POINT SOMEONE TAKEING DREAM OF NEHA CHERIAN
BUT I MANAGED TO CLEAR IT .RESULTS WERE POPPING OUT AND I WAS BEEN TRETENED BY PARENTS TO GET LOST OF HOPUSE BUT MANAGED TO CRACK SOPME OF THEM
I GOT TO INTERACT WITH SOME SENIORS AND GOT TO KNOW NO BEAUTY IN COLLG
ARE U LISTENING DORA
SO THTS THE
MORAL OF STORY " LYF GOONA BE TOUGH IN COLLLG"
HAHHA
I WANTED TO WASTE UR TYM AND I HAVE WASTED IT
WAIT FOR SOME MORE TYM WASTING BUT GOOD BLOG NEXT WEEK. GIRLS WELCOME TO COMMENT
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
well so after theALLL CRAP XAMS I was again back to work.....My mission...I had this one girl in my mind...the girl I talked to in the past..or rather the only girl I talked to in the past. I had not talked to her for quite some time now..but I did see a few of the guys talking to her quite frequently...so I thought I should not waste time here and there and begin some serious stuffs.....like talking...**for more than 5 minutes.. at least**...and may be a "coffee" together at nescafe .....but I need to get ahead...
Now I had to do something,but how and what???I was trying my best to get noticed in the female community but nothing really worked.
3RD JUNE 2009
It was a windy evening.I was passing by the MY COUMMINITY GARDEN IN VASANT VIHAR when I saw "the girl" sitting in GARDEN all alone.. I WAS MUCH HAPPY TO KNOW THAT MY NEW HOUSE HAD A NEIGHBOUR I WANTED TO KNOW OR RATHER ..... LEAVE IT .So I thought to go upto her and have a little chat..
well let me give a name to the girl now,its not so nice to call her "the girl" everytime.... well its my wish to choose a name ...cuz its my blog.....so I choose the name ..Laptusi..yeah..I know its weird but someday or the other you will get to know it later as to why did I choose such a weird name....but trust it does have some significance...
Anyways so I went upto her and tried to begin a conversation....
I-"hey what's up???"
Laptusi-"Hii..nothing much..sitting just like that ...How about u???"
I-"Me fine as well.... So how was the BOARDS for u??"Now as soon as I asked this question I realised it was a misfire...what if she inquired about my papers???
Laptusi-"They were pretty nice..I got 90 % 100 IN MATHS..How was yours???"
As expected..I knew I won't be spared....
I-"Well it was quite decent although not as rocking as yours"
I just hoped that she won't ask my marks of the PHYSICS PAER U ALL KNOW HOW WEAK I AMIN THIS paper...
Laptusi-"So how much did you score in PHYSICS..???"
Bingo......she hit the bull's eye......She could have asked my score in mathematics..I was just 25 marks below 100
I-"well,I actually screwed up PHYSICS a bit..I forgot to take my BOOK ALONG IN PAPER"
Now that's what I call sheer presence of mind...welldone VINAYAK..I thought to change the topic..
I-"So,have u joined any of the clubs or HOBBY CLASSES in these HOLIDAYS??"
Laptusi-"Yeah,I'm into gyming ..and in the department of arts and decoration...you???"
I-"naah...i'm not intersted in any of them...I actually want to make my own clubAND WWORK FOR POOR CHILDREN."
Laptusi-"oh really....well best of luck for that..well now I have to go back to HOME...want to refer some books over a topic"
I don't know why are the girls in my COACHING OR SAY IN MY COLONY so much interested in books,labs,library...I had plans to elongate this short conversation..but well she had some other plans.....
I-"all right...I wonder how are you able to spend so much time in a place like that"
I said pointing towards the HER HOME....And she laughed....so it was the first time that she laughed on something which I didn't think was a joke.
Anyways....I moved on to RAINBOW(guys u goona learn lot abt delhi frm this blog) to have my chesse sandwich for the evening....Next post soon.......
Now I had to do something,but how and what???I was trying my best to get noticed in the female community but nothing really worked.
3RD JUNE 2009
It was a windy evening.I was passing by the MY COUMMINITY GARDEN IN VASANT VIHAR when I saw "the girl" sitting in GARDEN all alone.. I WAS MUCH HAPPY TO KNOW THAT MY NEW HOUSE HAD A NEIGHBOUR I WANTED TO KNOW OR RATHER ..... LEAVE IT .So I thought to go upto her and have a little chat..
well let me give a name to the girl now,its not so nice to call her "the girl" everytime.... well its my wish to choose a name ...cuz its my blog.....so I choose the name ..Laptusi..yeah..I know its weird but someday or the other you will get to know it later as to why did I choose such a weird name....but trust it does have some significance...
Anyways so I went upto her and tried to begin a conversation....
I-"hey what's up???"
Laptusi-"Hii..nothing much..sitting just like that ...How about u???"
I-"Me fine as well.... So how was the BOARDS for u??"Now as soon as I asked this question I realised it was a misfire...what if she inquired about my papers???
Laptusi-"They were pretty nice..I got 90 % 100 IN MATHS..How was yours???"
As expected..I knew I won't be spared....
I-"Well it was quite decent although not as rocking as yours"
I just hoped that she won't ask my marks of the PHYSICS PAER U ALL KNOW HOW WEAK I AMIN THIS paper...
Laptusi-"So how much did you score in PHYSICS..???"
Bingo......she hit the bull's eye......She could have asked my score in mathematics..I was just 25 marks below 100
I-"well,I actually screwed up PHYSICS a bit..I forgot to take my BOOK ALONG IN PAPER"
Now that's what I call sheer presence of mind...welldone VINAYAK..I thought to change the topic..
I-"So,have u joined any of the clubs or HOBBY CLASSES in these HOLIDAYS??"
Laptusi-"Yeah,I'm into gyming ..and in the department of arts and decoration...you???"
I-"naah...i'm not intersted in any of them...I actually want to make my own clubAND WWORK FOR POOR CHILDREN."
Laptusi-"oh really....well best of luck for that..well now I have to go back to HOME...want to refer some books over a topic"
I don't know why are the girls in my COACHING OR SAY IN MY COLONY so much interested in books,labs,library...I had plans to elongate this short conversation..but well she had some other plans.....
I-"all right...I wonder how are you able to spend so much time in a place like that"
I said pointing towards the HER HOME....And she laughed....so it was the first time that she laughed on something which I didn't think was a joke.
Anyways....I moved on to RAINBOW(guys u goona learn lot abt delhi frm this blog) to have my chesse sandwich for the evening....Next post soon.......
FRIENDS -"THE DARK SIDE"
Well it was nice that I spent some more time talking to Laptusi but it all has been formal till now.By this time I was able to see a few couples within the MY COLONY(now as i am free i am left with this work).By couple I mean ..
a girl and a boy...walking hand in hand..on those dark streets...well those couples might deny this fact and call themselves as "VERY GOOD FRIENDS" but I suppose that is enough of an indication that there is something more than that...I mean is it necessary to call a girl and a boy as a couple only if they are seen kissing each other...come on!!!!!!
Me and Ryan( a very gud frnd ) were sitting on one of the benches of park just behind our house..That's what we generally do.After having dinner we use to have a walk on those dark streets but we don't walk hand in hand and none of us is a girl so we don't satisfy the conditions for being a couple. But after the movie "Dostana".. staying ..even...with a guy for a long time is quite controversial,anyways to hell with that....
So both of us were sitting on those benches behind the house..watching Spicejet and Jetlite passing over our heads every 5-10 minutes.....Its always quite pleasant out there.Two of the girls ( very beutiful) passed ....I whistled....just like a loafer does...but I made it sure that it was not audible to the ladies......Ryan laughed..
Ryan-"That's all you can do...whistle....and that too with a frequency below 20 Hertz.."
I-"Oh come on..I can whistle louder than that its no big deal.. they are neighbours yaar..they won't mind it that much..They know I'm not a typical loafer doing that all the time..."
Ryan-"So why not a whistle ...louder than the last one when you see the girls next time??"
I-"What's the bet??"
Ryan-"I'll pay for each donut,puff and soft drink you have at the RAINBOW....for one whole day...."
I-"...Ohkk...so that's quite a good deal.."
I thought its not so tough..I can do it.....
After about 15 minutes..
I saw a girl coming.She too was luckily a KNOWN(BINGO)......I got ready
All right Vinayak...best of luck....She came closer...was looking beautiful.....no hot....no actually beautiful.....
and then.....
She was about to pass when I whistled...this time quite louder..She heard it for sure...becuase she stopped right then...
The girl--"Don't you have any manners....
"Is it the way to behave when a girl passes...........
"No courtesy...........
"U mad or what......
"Absolutely stupid....
"Loafer...
peep...peep...peep.....
Thank God she didn't slap me....and thank god there was no one on the street right then other than She was about to pass when I whistled...this time quite louder..She heard it for sure...becuase she stopped right then...
I-"Shut the f*** up...... At least I had the guts to do anything like that...You don't even have little of it..Can you do anything like that ever in your life???"
Ryan-"I don't want to do anyhing like that"
I-"you can't ever do anything like that"
Ryan-"Of course I can,but I don't want to"
I-"oh really..hahaha..joke of the year.....f*** you....its requires talent you see... only gutsy people can do it"
Ryan-"F*** off"
I-"haha...so you can't ohkk.... let's do it this way..I double the bet.. "
After thinking for sometime...
Ryan-"All right all right...I will.."
I said to myself.."Good job,Vinayak ,he has fallen for the trap" ..I gave that funky smile to him..
I-"Ohkk then..the bet is on..but let me stay at a distance from you. I won't like it when a girl will call you a loafer and I'll be beside you..... I don't want to hamper my image....I mean the left over image.". So I went to another bench which was about 10 metres from the bench where Ryan sat..I had already begun laughing..."Pitega saala"..
After sometime,came 2 girls.I thought ...he will get the double dosage this time..it will be fun to watch.I saw the girls passing by the bench where Ryan sat.And I heard the whistle faintly.As I had expected..the girls stopped.Yeah!!! the girls turned towards him..but they were not cursing or abusing him......to my surprise one of them was smiling.....
"Bloody hell"...was my response....What the f*** is going on???
All three were chatting and giggling. I said to myself.How's that possible??? Have the girls gone crazy.why didn't they abuse him???I mean how can they not abuse him???...After about 7-8 minutes the girls left...and waved to him as well.
Man I was stunned..I quickly went upto him and asked ....
"Dude.what the hell did you do??"
Ryan (smiling)-"Its talent you see... only gutsy people can do that...so you remember the bet."
I guess instead of him it was me who got the double dosage....
I-"screw you...but what did you say to them..and how did you manage??"
Ryan(yawning this time)-"Get ready for the bet and forget about how I did it..I'm going back to ghar now"
who was laughing a hell lot..........
a girl and a boy...walking hand in hand..on those dark streets...well those couples might deny this fact and call themselves as "VERY GOOD FRIENDS" but I suppose that is enough of an indication that there is something more than that...I mean is it necessary to call a girl and a boy as a couple only if they are seen kissing each other...come on!!!!!!
Me and Ryan( a very gud frnd ) were sitting on one of the benches of park just behind our house..That's what we generally do.After having dinner we use to have a walk on those dark streets but we don't walk hand in hand and none of us is a girl so we don't satisfy the conditions for being a couple. But after the movie "Dostana".. staying ..even...with a guy for a long time is quite controversial,anyways to hell with that....
So both of us were sitting on those benches behind the house..watching Spicejet and Jetlite passing over our heads every 5-10 minutes.....Its always quite pleasant out there.Two of the girls ( very beutiful) passed ....I whistled....just like a loafer does...but I made it sure that it was not audible to the ladies......Ryan laughed..
Ryan-"That's all you can do...whistle....and that too with a frequency below 20 Hertz.."
I-"Oh come on..I can whistle louder than that its no big deal.. they are neighbours yaar..they won't mind it that much..They know I'm not a typical loafer doing that all the time..."
Ryan-"So why not a whistle ...louder than the last one when you see the girls next time??"
I-"What's the bet??"
Ryan-"I'll pay for each donut,puff and soft drink you have at the RAINBOW....for one whole day...."
I-"...Ohkk...so that's quite a good deal.."
I thought its not so tough..I can do it.....
After about 15 minutes..
I saw a girl coming.She too was luckily a KNOWN(BINGO)......I got ready
All right Vinayak...best of luck....She came closer...was looking beautiful.....no hot....no actually beautiful.....
and then.....
She was about to pass when I whistled...this time quite louder..She heard it for sure...becuase she stopped right then...
The girl--"Don't you have any manners....
"Is it the way to behave when a girl passes...........
"No courtesy...........
"U mad or what......
"Absolutely stupid....
"Loafer...
peep...peep...peep.....
Thank God she didn't slap me....and thank god there was no one on the street right then other than She was about to pass when I whistled...this time quite louder..She heard it for sure...becuase she stopped right then...
I-"Shut the f*** up...... At least I had the guts to do anything like that...You don't even have little of it..Can you do anything like that ever in your life???"
Ryan-"I don't want to do anyhing like that"
I-"you can't ever do anything like that"
Ryan-"Of course I can,but I don't want to"
I-"oh really..hahaha..joke of the year.....f*** you....its requires talent you see... only gutsy people can do it"
Ryan-"F*** off"
I-"haha...so you can't ohkk.... let's do it this way..I double the bet.. "
After thinking for sometime...
Ryan-"All right all right...I will.."
I said to myself.."Good job,Vinayak ,he has fallen for the trap" ..I gave that funky smile to him..
I-"Ohkk then..the bet is on..but let me stay at a distance from you. I won't like it when a girl will call you a loafer and I'll be beside you..... I don't want to hamper my image....I mean the left over image.". So I went to another bench which was about 10 metres from the bench where Ryan sat..I had already begun laughing..."Pitega saala"..
After sometime,came 2 girls.I thought ...he will get the double dosage this time..it will be fun to watch.I saw the girls passing by the bench where Ryan sat.And I heard the whistle faintly.As I had expected..the girls stopped.Yeah!!! the girls turned towards him..but they were not cursing or abusing him......to my surprise one of them was smiling.....
"Bloody hell"...was my response....What the f*** is going on???
All three were chatting and giggling. I said to myself.How's that possible??? Have the girls gone crazy.why didn't they abuse him???I mean how can they not abuse him???...After about 7-8 minutes the girls left...and waved to him as well.
Man I was stunned..I quickly went upto him and asked ....
"Dude.what the hell did you do??"
Ryan (smiling)-"Its talent you see... only gutsy people can do that...so you remember the bet."
I guess instead of him it was me who got the double dosage....
I-"screw you...but what did you say to them..and how did you manage??"
Ryan(yawning this time)-"Get ready for the bet and forget about how I did it..I'm going back to ghar now"
who was laughing a hell lot..........
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